A guy in the yellow shirt was preaching the hateful word today on campus in front of Cooper hall. Anyone belonging to the following groups is riding a one way ticket to Hell: homosexuals, women in pants, muslims, jews, homos, masturbators, pencil-necked weak men, especially gays, evil weed smokers, sports fans, mormons, Jesus Hustlers, people who fall asleep before they wake up, people who do their taxes using numbers instead of Jesus Beans, and people that clip their toenails (even if its only from time to time). OK, I made the last few up, but just barely. All the groups up to and including Jesus Hustlers are apparently doomed. I took some pictures and some movies of the events with my handy digicam. I'll post again when I get the movie up but here are some pictures:
"The path to Heaven is best walked upon with one's pelvis stuck OUT!"
"Hallelujah! Only I'm going to Heaven!"
I couldn't help doing just a little something artsy.
Preacher Hate got ya feeling down? Consider a scooter next to a Hummer. Now thats comedy.
The End.
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