The Great Debate: Haircuts and Hand Gestures

Edwards clearly came through with a hair cut that showed some personality. And Cheney simply shined. Neither dude had a very manly crossing of the arms unfortunately, and the electorate will do doubt respond with an unconcsious dismissing of both VP candidates. Hand gestures are very important and its clear to anyone that both men pander to their digits with excessive amounts of soap and lotion. Both guys were the first in their families to complete college. That means they are just like you and me except now they are filthy rich and probably smarter. Also, Edwards wants to care, and I believe he does. Cheney doesn't care about anyone, and he also doesnt care if you know that. He told me. In an undisclosed location. Where he runs the parallel government. They have alot of blinking lights down there. Edwards is good at suing big companies that jerk the little guys like you and me around. Thats makes him a winner in my book. Initial non-scientific polls taken seconds after the debate ended on the major news netowrks' websites indicate that people who elect to vote often and repeatedly thought Edwards won the debate, but they are zealous. Almost as zealous for Edwards as Cheney is for more power. Cheney told me this was the case. This was in the undisclosed bathroom of his undisclosed location. The horse has now been beaten to fertile soil. Thanks for reading.